A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they…
Little Johnny and his family
Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. One day,…
Fred came home from University in tears
Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed…
One day, Emma came home and asked her mother
One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath before…
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work,… So Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to the…
A woman walks into a pharmacy
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he…
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God’s country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place…
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he…
A very distinguished lady was on a plane
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…
Two blondes walking down the street
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a makeup compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone I know,”…