A man boarded an airplane and took his seat
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon…
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath…
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV. She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the…
A little old lady
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…
An elderly man traveling by plane
An elderly man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of…
Chester and Earl are going hunting
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If…
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon …
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked….except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man Back at the barn. I was feeding…
A census taker in a rural area …
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many…
Two gas company servicemen
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end…