A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde…
A little boy hears the word
A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh… you go…
All the organs of the body were having a meeting
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge…… “I should be in charge,” said the brain,…
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat…
They had great seats right behind their team’s bench
They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially…
A guy comes home completely drunk
A guy comes home completely drunk after visiting the Golden Saloon He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely…
A woman goes into a tackle shop
A woman goes into a tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just…
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a…
2 hearses come down
A man is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly. The hearses are followed by a man walking a dog….
Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing
Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it must…