Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!
Son: “Daddy i fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s…
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me…
A few day ago …
A few days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young attractive guy about 28 years old… I was curious. I wanted to know…
My husband and
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we turned…
A Soldier Approached A Nun
Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and…
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk…
A Cabbie
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
A Wife Asks Her Husband To Spend A Lot Of Money
H: “Hey!” W: “Hey honey. Are you there in the nightclub?” H: Yes… W: “Excellent! Two blocks away from you is the mall where I am now….
There was no electricity
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ Soon,…
John hoisted his beer
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life,between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the…