A woman has a problem
A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom. Every time a bus passes outside the house, the door of the wardrobe, would fall…
11 people … ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they…
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting…
Three ducks walk into a bar
Three ducks walk into a bar. “Hello, who are you?” the barman asks. The first duck replies, “I’m Huey.” “I bet you are,” says the barman. “And…
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…
A blonde was walking her dogs
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says: “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?” The…
These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball – then one went to heaven
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….
A Teacher noticed …
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to…
Three women die together and go to heaven …
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven…… When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t…
A lady goes into the butcher shop
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks,…