How is that possible after ten marriages?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously been divorced ten times. On their wedding night, she turned to her new husband and said, “Please be gentle, I’m…
Squeeze a lemon
The local bar was so confident that its bartender was the strongest man in town that they had a standing $1,000 bet. The challenge was simple: The…
A woman walks into Cabela’s to buy a fishing rod
A woman walks into Cabela’s to buy a fishing rod and reel for her son’s birthday. Not knowing much about fishing gear, she randomly picks one and…
A woman marries the man of her dreams
A woman marries the man of her dreams, but on their wedding night, he insists on keeping the lights off and staying under the sheets. She finds…
And that’s when the fight began…
My wife and I were in bed watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have some fun?”…
I’m so sorry, I burned dinner
A newlywed couple was still enjoying their honeymoon phase, but there was one small hiccup – the wife wasn’t exactly a master in the kitchen. On their…
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane when, unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant announced there would be a delay and gave…
Tiger Woods pulls up to a petrol station
While on a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods pulls up to a petrol station in the middle of the Irish countryside in his BMW. The attendant,…
Piano Player Wanted
A man walks past a five-star restaurant and notices a sign in the window: “Piano Player Wanted.” Curious, he steps inside and asks to speak with the…
A frail, elderly couple shuffled slowly into McDonald’s
A frail, elderly couple shuffled slowly into McDonald’s on a bitterly cold winter evening. They seemed out of place among the lively young families and couples enjoying…