So Little Johnny’s
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she…
A woman with a small bo
A woman with small boobs buys an old mirror from an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says, “Mirror,…
There’s a lovely young woman in New Zealand who is getting her house redecorated
There’s a lovely young woman in New Zealand who is getting her house redecorated. She is walking around the house with the builder, telling him what colors…
Tommy Got!
Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: “If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5…
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all…
Paddy and Marry!
Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69. Paddy’s never done one before so Mary says she’ll show him. She tells him to lie on the floor…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…
Blonde in store
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object? “The clerk replies, “That…
An Old Man And His Young Bride Are Intimate Almost Every Night
We sometimes hear stories about old men who marry young women. It doesn’t seem right, at times, but they will be the first ones to admit that…
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a…