A man
A man returned from work one night headed straight to the bedroom and started making love to his wife. When done, he went to the kitchen and…
I was walking down the street
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for…
A man buys a paint factory in a small town
A man buys a paint factory in a small town. He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they’d be able to handle…
A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door
A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom. Every time a bus passes outside the house, the door of the wardrobe, would fall…
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. “ The priest said, “What do you…
Two little boys walk into a drugstore
One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register…
Cöp on horse
Cop on horse says to a little girl on a bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a…
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
A teacher
A teacher asks the class to name things that end with tor, that eat things. The first little boy says. Alligator, “Very good, that’s a big word?…
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said…