Fifteen minutes into a cross-country flight, the plane’s captain announces
Fifteen minutes into a cross-country flight, the plane’s captain announces over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry…
A man is driving to work when he notices the flash of a traffic camera
A man is driving to work when he notices the flash of a traffic camera. He figures that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit,…
One evening, on her first date, a blond went to an amusement park with her boyfriend
One evening, on her first date, a blond went to an amusement park with her boyfriend. After they went on the roundabout, the boy said, “What do…
One day a blonde came home from work early
One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls…
A blonde walked in a library
A blonde walked in a library and went to the librarian, pulls out a thick book and started screaming at her. She yells, “THIS BOOK IS HORRIBLE!…
A kangaroo keeps escaping his enclosure at the zoo
A kangaroo keeps escaping his enclosure at the zoo. In an effort to keep him inside at night, the zookeepers construct a 10-foot fence around his habitat….
A guy walks into a bar and grabs a stool
A guy walks into a bar and grabs a stool. Before he can order a drink, the bowl of pretzels on the bar in front of him…
On a nightly stroll a blonde came across an office building
On a nightly stroll a blonde came across an office building. A sign said, “Press bell for Watchman.” She presses it and hears an old man coming…
A lady was expecting the plumber
A lady was expecting the plumber. He was scheduled to come at 10 A.M. Ten o’clock came and went with no plumber. She concluded he wasn’t coming,…
There were three blondes living together
There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them,…