On her birthday, a blonde was given a fishing rod
On her birthday, a blonde was given a fishing rod. She decides to use the gift on the weekend and have a good time, so she goes…
A guy is out on the lash with the lads and gets wildly drunk
A guy is out on the lash with the lads and gets wildly drunk. By the time he staggers home he is covered in vomit and, sure…
A man on vacation in the Caribbean decides to go horseback riding
A man on vacation in the Caribbean decides to go horseback riding. He visits a local farm that rents horses to ride around the countryside. The owner…
A burglar breaks into a house late at night
A burglar breaks into a house late at night. He’s going through all of the family’s belongings when he hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”…
A man buys a dog from a pet shop and teaches it to recite the Lord’s Prayer
A man buys a dog from a pet shop and teaches it to recite the Lord’s Prayer, word-for-word, until the dog has it down perfect. He takes…
A patient in a mental hospital would spend his entire day with his ear pressed up against a wall
A patient in a mental hospital would spend his entire day with his ear pressed up against a wall. The doctor would watch this man, day after…
A blonde was swerving all over the road, driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop
A blonde was swerving all over the road, driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and…
A new man is brought into a prison cell with a cellmate who is already 100 years old
A new man is brought into a prison cell with a cellmate who is already 100 years old. The new cellmate asks the old man his story….
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new girlfriend
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new girlfriend’s birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided…
Do you realize you were speeding?
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over. “Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good…