Funny – A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…
An 85 years old
An 85-year-old lady was waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The…
Three guys are having a few beers
Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to…
A boy comes back from school
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…
Randy was in the hospital
Randy was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve…
John hoisted his beer
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life,between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the…
Two deaf
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, “Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went…
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud…
One day a blonde was in a store, and saw a sign advertising a huge TV sale
One day a blonde was in a store, and saw a sign advertising a huge TV sale. She goes up to the salesman, and points to a…
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “well…