A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies
Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, “Holy…
A trucker walked into a truck stop café and gave his order
A trucker walked into a truck stop café and gave his order. He said, “I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of…
A Polish man married an American woman
A Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn’t perfect, they got along just fine. One day, he bursts into a lawyer’s office,…
Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns…
A salesman tries to trick an old Texas lady
An old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,”…
Ocean Cruise – Only $10
A blonde enters a restaurant and goes straight to the bulletin board in the back.On the board, she sees a piece of paper that reads “Ocean Cruise…
An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license
An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…
The pastor heard a knock at his office door
While working on a message the pastor heard a knock at his office door.“Come in,” he invited. A contrite-looking man in threadbare clothes came in, pulling a…
A police officer had a perfect hiding place
A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders along a well-traveled stretch of highway. The location, at a bend in the road, allowed…
A Matter Of Punctuation…
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman,…