Kangaroo’s Rainy Day
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some…
A man was driving down the road
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these…
A man walks into a toy store
A man walks into a toy store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?” he asks the store…
One winter morning in Detroit
One winter morning in Detroit, a husband and wife were having breakfast while listening to the radio. The announcer said, “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of…
Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench
Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside of their nursing home, laughing their heads off like giggling girls. “Now, now, ladies,” a nurse said, walking…
The boss was puzzled when…
The boss was puzzled when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work and hadn’t called in. With an urgent issue on his hands,…
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man…
A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S.
A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S., but couldn’t land a job at a hospital. So, he decided to open his own little clinic and hung a…
A police officer attempts to stop a biker for speeding
A police officer attempts to stop a biker for speeding, but the biker gradually increases his speed until he’s going over 100 mph. Eventually, the biker realizes…
Three handsome male dogs
Three handsome male dogs are strutting down the street when they spot a stunning lady Poodle lounging in the sun. Instantly smitten, they all rush over—tails wagging,…