A young boy enters a barber shop..
…and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar…
A man walks into a bar and says “4 drinks please”
The Bartender asks “Rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay”, the Bartender says “Well everyone has their own path”….
Matter Of Perspective
Everyone has been guilty of looking at another’s age and thinking, “Surely I cannot look that old.” I’m sure you’ve done the same If so, you may…
The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers
A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signalled…
A billionaire offers a crazy dare to anyone foolish enough to take it
A rich man threw a mansion party. It was of extravagant proportions. Hundreds of guests filled his enormous abode to mingle and drink with glee. During the…
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it.
“What’s this about?” he asks the bartender. “That’s our monthly contest. You put in a $20 entry fee and then perform the three acts. If you complete…
A little girl asked her mother a question
“Mummy, how did the human race begin?” The mother answered, “Well dear, God made Adam and Eve, and they had children, and so all of mankind was…
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one.
Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says,…
The pub
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”That won him the top prize at…
The wow factor
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing…