A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant.
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter, that she has…
What did you do all day?
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our…
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh!,…
Two Drunk Men Walk Into a Brothel…
After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home… After giving them a look over the madam pulls…
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted by a child’s whispered, “Hello.” “Is your Daddy home?”…
Quick Wit
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,…
A Game Show Host Is Talking To A Rabbit
A game show host is talking to a rabbitThe host looks at his question card.“Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?”“Twelve”, replied the…
Hunter And Bear
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the…
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time…
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,“Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines….