Basketball Injury
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes It’s just an old basketball injury.” His friend…
A Man Is Driving Down The Road And Breaks Down Near A Monastery
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept…
Hires A Hitman To Kill His Wife
Constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife,…
Gotta Tie?
A man’s car broke down in the middle of the Nullarbor plain (in other words : middle of nowhere). There was not another car in sight, so…
The engineer in Heaven
An engineer dies and ends up getting sent to hell Engineers dont usually end up in hell very often, so the devil was rather surprised he was…
The frustrated boss
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of…
4 sons with different mothers…
were named Brody, Kenny, Conrad and Dominic. On a night out with with thier dad, they asked how they got thier names. The dad replied “The answer…
The brothel
After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home… After giving them a look over the madam pulls…
Remarried
A man asked his wife if she would get remarried. “If I died tomorrow, would you get remarried?” he asked “Well, I am still young and I…
Three Wishes
All three sit down at the bar The bartender looks at the man and says, “What’ll ya have?” The man says, “Gimme a beer.” The ostrich says,…