A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender…
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee…
This Guys Bad Day Went From Bad To Worse!
… and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s…
Two Men Are In A Bar Getting Drunk
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no Now my wife will kill me”….
How God Created Man
“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life…
Do You Have?
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He…
House Wife
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the…
A Man Lost At Sea Is Found On An Island 20 Years Later
The sailors that find him are surprised to see three large buildings on the island. They ask the man why he built the buildings. “This first building…
A young man was walking through a supermarket
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around Thinking nothing of it, he…
The Airbag
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel His wife suddenly looks across at…
An Effective Diet
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before…