Little Johnny Is In Love
Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son Who is…
Story: Rama And Peach
He Emperor of China had sent some peaches to the king of Tondmandalam with a note stating that the fruit gave long life to anyone who ate…
The Morning Coffee Challenge
A husband and wife were having a friendly argument about who should brew the morning coffee. The wife said, “You should do it because you get up…
Memory Problems, Forgetfulness, and Aging…
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was…
Jim and Allen
Stanley died in a fire accident and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So they sent for his two best…
Blonde Holidays
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple…
I Don’T Know How Much He Charges For Howard
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your dad or mum home?” said the…
Two friends are walking their dogs, a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua…
… when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.” But the guy with the…
A cat dies and goes to heaven
God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to…
Psychiatrist asks Alabaman why he has a drinking problem
An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and the psychiatrist asked him, “So,…