A doctor puts up a sign in front of his Clinic
The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can’t cure you, I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it’s his time…
A Crusty Old Biker Walks Into A Bank And Says To The Woman
he astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have misunderstood you What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want to…
Short Joke
The man picks up, listens for a second and says, “How the hell would I know, you idiot? I’m not a weatherman,” before slamming down the receiver….
Rooster And Cinema
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie As he approached, the ticket agent asked “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The…
Work Accident Report
An insurance company asked for more information regarding a work-related accident claim This was the response: “I put ‘poor planning’ as the cause of my accident I…
The Burglar Did Not Expect This To Happen
He turns on his flashlight and proceeds to the family room where he intends to start bagging small items and work his way up to the big…
The Curtain Rods
On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things….
The Retired
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…
This Pilot Accidentally Lands At Area 51, And Trouble Ensues
You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at…
A Royal Pain In The Airport!
At an airline ticket counter, all of the ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man at…