One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little frisky. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her: “Honey, would you take me upstairs?”
Horrified, she replies: “Are you mad? My parents will see us!” “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” he asks, grinning at her. “No,…
Father Was Horrified When His Daughter Said This During Her Prayer
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father…
100 Years Old
The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied. “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with…
A Man Goes To See A Witch Doctor About His Problem
A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform s..ually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing…
Don’t Judge Anyone
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to…
Sitting in a posh restaurant, a man spots a gorgeous blonde at the next table…
He spends ages checking her out, but doesn’t have the nerve to speak to her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes hurtling out of its…
The Wrong Way…
While an elderly man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. When he answered, his wife’s worried voice came through, “Herman, I just heard on…
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much…
The Guy Can’t Believe What The Doctor Suggests!
“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he’s going…
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch
First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have…