Funny Vibes Only

A Prisoner is digging a tunnel out of prison He is slowly making progress day by day, but with just a spoon for a shovel it seems…

A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. “That will be…

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A, B,…

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over…

A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn’t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there’s a very wise monk who…

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can…

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she just…

A young couple got married and the wife couldn’t cook But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first night after they got home, the…

After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the…