Sister Katherine Lived A Block
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh Jack,…
The Young Wife Was Having A Problem
A young wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of s.x drive ever since…
My 3-Year-Old Son Had A Hard Time With Potty
My 3-year-old son had a hard time with potty training and I was on him all the time. One day we stopped by McDonald’s to pick up…
Once A Drunk Husband Arrived Late At His Home
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to…
The Bicycle
A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives…
The Little Girl Looks At Mummy’s “Report Card”
“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied “It’s not polite.” “OK”,…
An American On Vacation In Paris
An American on vacation in Paris is having breakfast at a cafe one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down…
A Good Old Alabama Boy Won A Bass Boat In A Raffle Drawing
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep enough to float a…
Born A Cow
A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday The Catholics are driven crazy because, while they’re eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So…
Magic Buns
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman:…