A Valid Reason
I got the craving for a McDonald’s Big Mac about a week ago and went to our local McDonald’s drive-through. The girl who took my order at…
Three Nuns Passed Away
They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow upon…
What Was The Problem
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked…
A Lorry Driver Is Driving 200 Penguins To London Zoo
The driver gets out of the cab and is Looking at the engine when a second Lorry driver stops in front of him and asks if he…
The Drunk Man Who Thinks He Is Jesus
…and sees two priests walking across the street. He staggers towards the two priests and stops in front of them. He turns to the first priest and…
A Wealthy Man Was Having An Affair
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her…
There Were Five People Aboard An Airplane
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to…
Watch Out For The Wall!
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear…
Cat Food
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. “Oh, no!” she suddenly exclaimed “Look at the time! I have to rush home and…
Gynecologist And Auto Repair
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for…