A Man Drives His Date Up To Lovers Lane
A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. “I have to be honest with you” the woman says as the guy makes his move.”I`m…
Jane And Erica Are Talking In Heaven
Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven How did you die?” Jane asks Erica. She replies, “I froze to death.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says Jane. “It wasn’t…
Two Women Smoking, And One Has A Brilliant Trick
Two old women are walking down the street smoking, when it begins to rain. The first woman takes out a condom from her handbag, cuts off the…
You Can Do It I Trust You
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the…
Revenge
Dave and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dave looks over at his wife and says, “Your butt is getting really big I…
The Day Off
Two factory workers are talking. The woman said, “I know how to get some time off from work!” “How?” asked the man. “Watch this,” said the woman….
Two Men Are Out Hunting
Two men are out hunting One of them goes into the bushes to take a leak. A few moments later, there’s a scream. The man’s buddy runs…
She Finds Herself On A Deserted Island
A plane crashes The only survivor is a flight attendant. She finds herself on a deserted island and after a while gets really hot so she takes…
My Wife Purchased Personal Training At The Local Health Club For Me
For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me Although I am still…
Drafting Guys Over 60
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve…