The Policeman And Driver
The policeman approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding Can I see your licence please?” The driver responds,…
Tonsils Vs Circumcision
Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks,…
A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit
During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they all…
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speakerphone on…
The Funny Story Of How Men Age
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up…
Are You Sure You’re Prepared For It
Before celebrating a baptism, the deacon approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step Are you sure you’re prepared for it?” “I think…
A Man Walks Into A Barber Shop
A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge…
A Man Boards A Flight
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she…
A Man Dies And Goes To Hell
Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one. At the door to…
Joke: The Parrot Was Fully Grown With A Very Bad Attitude
The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary Every other word was profanity; those that weren’t profanity were, to say the least,…