Pope’s Disease
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red…
A Little Old Lady Was Walking Down The Street
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in…
A Woman Accompanied Her Husband To Doctor
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your…
Secret Of Marriage
His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things…
Funny Joke: Three Girls Go Skinny Dipping
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was…
A Cowboy And His Dog Are Captured By Indians
The dog’s fate is somewhat tenuous but it’s certain that the cowboy will be executed at sunrise. That evening the Indian chief tells the cowboy that he…
I Can’T Understand A Word You’Re Saying
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing…
The Girlfriend Tells Her Boyfriend
“I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with listening devices.” the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. “That’s crazy, there’s nothing to be…
A Man’S Turn Came After Waiting In Line Watching St. Peter
A man’s turn came after waiting in line watching St Peter at the Pearly Gates. Bad guys were going to hell and good guys were heading towards…
Three Guys Are On A Plane
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: “there’s to much weight you all need to throw something off…