Clean Joke Of The Day
In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning Clyde “Didn’t you say, at the moment of the accident, ‘I’m fine.’” asked the lawyer? Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll…
An Attorney Was Riding Home In His Limo
An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop…
Is It Possible To Get Married In Heaven?
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting…
Unexpected Ending
A Tasmanian was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him Looking around, he realised…
A Family Takes Their Frail, Elderly Mother To A Nursing Home
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She…
Urine Test
My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the corona virus. One hour…
Oh Rosie, You Bad Girl
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the…
An Elderly Woman Tried To Phone Her Local Bank
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she…
A Man Comes Home From Working At A Pickle Factory
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing. I…
Old Couple’s Text Messages
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of…