Big Mistake
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…
The County Agricultural Show
My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at the breeding bulls. We went up to the…
A Woman Goes To Her Boyfriend’S Parents House
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down…
A Couple Comes Up To A Wishing Well
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish,…
Shoe Repair
A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey –…
An Old Man Is Met By His Attorney
An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and…
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy They talk…
Chicken, Elephant, Giraffe And God
God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE…
A Man Walked Into A Restaurant With Ostrich Behind Him
A man walked into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him As he sat down, the waitress came over and asked for their orders. The man…
A Married Couple Are Out One Night
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips,…