I Was Out Walking With My 4 Year Old Daughter
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took…
For A Couple Years Overworked
For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:…
A Man Walks Into A Restaurant
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says,…
A Boy Who Was A Witness To A Crime
He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone tell you what to say in court?” “Yes, sir,” answered the boy. “I thought so,” said…
Tarzan Had Been Living Alone In His Jungle Kingdom
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for self satisfaction. Jane,…
I’m Married
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins…
I Just Wanted To Eat Pizza
Hello! Is this Gino’s Pizza? No sir – it’s Google Pizza. I must have dialled a wrong number Sorry. No sir – Google bought Gino’s Pizza last…
The Old Man And His Games
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset….
A Mafia Godfather Finds Out
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why…
Three Legged Pig
A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. “Well, I’ll tell you” the farmer replied. “One…