A Man Was Pulled Over For Driving
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn’t. Officer:…
A Man Owned A Small Ranch In Montana
A man owned a small ranch in Montana… One day the labor department got a tip he wasn’t paying proper wages to his employees so they sent…
A Wife Was In Bed With Her Lover
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said “He’s so drunk he…
A Guy Walks Into A Bar In One Morning
“Do you guys havegolden toilets?” he asks. “What? Golden toilets? What are you talking about?” “Look, last night I got pretty wasted but the one thing I…
A Man Hated His Wife’s Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him…
Honest Veterinarian
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations…
A Young Man And His Date Were Parked On A Back Road
They were about to have some fun time when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a call girl and I…
An Engineer Was Crossing A Road
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”…
Doug Makes His Final Will & Testament
The scene was the nursing home, as old Doug was nearing his last few breaths. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him….
Three Kids Are Arguing
At lunch the first boy says, “My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor…