A Mormon And An Irishman Were On A Plane
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken The Irishman…
The Drunk Gets Baptized
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping…
Two Guys Are Out Hunting Deer
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy asks, “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the…
Three Nuns At The Pearly Gates With St. Peter
Three nuns at the pearly gates with St Peter. St Peter tells the nuns, “since you’ve all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go…
An Uneducated Father With His Educated Son
An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping they set up a tent and slept. Father gets up after sometime and asks his son…
Gift For His New Sweetheart’S Birthday
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided…
A Man Is Walking Along A Beach
A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, “I can grant you one wish.”…
A Bartender Is Working One Evening
A bartender is working one evening, when a panicked man comes charging into his bar. “BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” he cries “EVERYBODY RUN! BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” The bartender,…
Carnation Milk Is Best Of All
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work…
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders Three Mugs Of Beer
The bartender tells him they will go flat while he drinks. But the man explains to him, “I have two brothers. When we all left home we…