The Secret To A Long Term Marriage
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper…
The Children Were Lined Up In The Cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples…..
A Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband
A wife sent a message to her husband Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office,…
A Little Lizard Is Walking Through The Bush
A little lizard is walking through the Australian bush when a voice calls “Hey lizard” The lizard looks up and perched in the tree is a koala…
Great Punishment
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. “Cash, check or charge?” she asked, after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As Jennifer fumbled for her…
Beggar
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” “No,…
No, No, No, Lad!
An Irish builder employed a young apprentice His first job was to nail weatherboards onto a shed The builder showed him how to align, support and nail…
Three Guys Travel To Saudi Arabia
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a…
The City Council Workers Were A Bit… Odd.
One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two…
So What Happened To Your Eye?
A pirate walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. The bartender asked, “Gee you look awful, are you feeling okay?” “I feel fine, why…