A Man Having Lunch At A Chinese Restaurant
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why The waiter said “Chopsticks are…
Meeting At Wetherspoons
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the…
A Chinese Doctor Can’T Find A Job
A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR…
A Married Man Was Spending The Afternoon
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard. “I do like your beard, John, but I would…
This Mit Graduate Was Shocked By Employers Offer
The Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of…
I Think The Guy Next To Me Is A Pervert
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked, sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said,…
Three Police Officers Were Standing
Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?”“I was a police officer,” he responded.“What kind of police officer?” Saint Peter asked.“I was…
Where Did The Idea Of marriage Come From?
If a donkey is tied to a peg, and he is in a bad mood, he can uproot the peg and run away… This should never happen,…
Let Them Know Who Is The Boss
There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to…
Two Blondes Walk Beside Each Other
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it and…