Mother of Six
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’,…
A Wife With 7th Sense..
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good…
A guy goes into …
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up a…
Oh, I’m Sorry
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make…
Three nurses
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what…
Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the…
Romantic Birthday Surprise
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and…
A woman goes to the …
A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, “Why, it’s immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?” The…
I need a tooth pulled
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry. Just…
The husband was skeptical
A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and…