Jesus is watching you!

While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said: “Jesus is watching…

Guess What I’m Thinking

A couple was playing a game in bed. The game was called “Guess What I’m Thinking.” The wife thought of something and said, “It’s big, round, and…

Three drunk guys

These three drunk guys decide to go to the brothel. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up dolls in…

A Very Good Reason…

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is…

A blind man …

A man and his wife were going for a stroll one night when they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the other…

50 cents a word

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the…

One day this …

One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as…

Monica is at the dentist

Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica’s mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four…

“I have an interesting case here”

A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here … And old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor…

Wife calls husband

Wife: Where are you? Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband : Yes. Wife: Turn on the food mixer. Husband : (turns food mixer…