A boy dares a girl
A boy dares a girl to climb a tree one day. She bets him five dollars that she can and he agrees. The girl does it, while…
Don’t step on the ducks!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says: ”We only have one rule here in heaven, don’t…
Why are you so happy?
A lady comes home from her doctors appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…
Pardon
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her Assets would increase in size each time a man says, “Pardon” to her. She walked down…
Little Johnny on a plane
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little Johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…
An attractive female sergeant
Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare…
Two nuns …
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having sex with them. One nun…
Broadway Show
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried to…
A cat died and went to Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years….
Wait until Daddy gets home
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets…