Little Johnny’s Grammar Lesson
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence…
Bob’s Fortune and the Unexpected Twist
When Simpleton Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So…
The Drunk’s Persistence: A Bartender’s Nightmare
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and…
A Lesson Learned: Fender Bender
Aldric was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender. Worse, she hadn’t gotten the license number. “What kind…
Nudist Colony
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new…
Two blondes were flying
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be…
An old hillbilly farmer
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night and sometimes later, she was always complaining about something. The only time…
Do you know her?
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His wife…
A childish Thing!
Two men in their 80s were driving down the road when they heard a commercial for Ex-Lax wrap up with the slogan, “Feel young again.” John looked…
Last chicken
A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. “That will be…