A man is dating three women
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of…
A fellow nurse
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the caller said….
A very good excuse
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over. “Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good…
A bowl of hot chili
A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili… The waitress says, “Sorry, but the guy next to you got the…
Are they warm yet?
Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After about…
A marhini for my heartburn!
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and…
You were speeding!
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn’t. Officer:…
Bob was fixing a door
Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge … So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the…
An experiment to reach beautiful woman
A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful…
“Hi there, handsome!”
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at…