A married couple was on holiday in Dubai
A married couple was on holiday in Dubai, they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop….
“I will grant you three wishes”
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a…
Hey, honey!
A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it on?…
I got 4 F’s at school
Little Johnny Comes Home From School: -Dad, today I got 4 F’s at school Dad gets frustrated: -Why, what have you done, what subjects? Little Johnny: English, Maths, PE…
A new blonde joke
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad…
A Young Bride…
A newlywed bride was pacing through the supermarket aisles, going up and down repeatedly, scanning the shelves with a look of determination. After a while, the store…
Beautiful parrot on sale for $50
A woman went to a pet shop and spotted a large, beautiful parrot on sale for $50… “Why so cheap?” she asked the pet store owner. The…
Mind Reading
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared?…
She sees four legs instead of two
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…
Here, put these on!
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly…