An angry wife
An angry wife to her husband on phone: “Where the hell are you?” Husband: “Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and…
A man who smelled like a distillery
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a resort seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red…
Ellie, wake up!
Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never believe this!”…
That poor old couple…
An old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink… He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one…
I have a tattoo
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to…
A woman sat down on a park bench
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…
Nightie
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary, so he bought her a $100 see-through nightie. That night, she was getting ready for bed and…
Offer, Retracted
A good-looking guy is sitting in a bar, sipping a whiskey. He notices a gorgeous woman at the end of the bar, talking with a friend. He…
I want to type!
Honey, the kids are already grown up, from now on we have to talk in code when we want to make love. When I tell you “I…
The wife doesn’t want to …
A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 7 months: The doctor tells the man to bring…