When the Dice Roll…
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice….
Labor Pain Transfer Gone Wrong
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer…
An Ailing Child
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces…
Negotiation Skills
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her, “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams….
The Perfect Gentleman
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”…
An Innocent Hello
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him… She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he…
The Funniest Bar Story
A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get me a tequila!” The bartender gets him a tequila. The old man…
Dictionary Drama
John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, “Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?” To which she replied, “Honey, I would definitely…
The Wildest Excuse Ever
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes, so he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So…
Sweet Young Lovers
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…