Animated conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,…
Free haircut
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.”…
Supermodel Next Door
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to…
What would you like for dinner, Love?
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen: “What would you like for dinner, Love? Chicken, beef…
Science Final Exam
An underprepared student found himself staring blankly at a question on his life science final exam. The question read, “List four advantages of breast milk.” He sighed…
Three wishes
A newly divorced woman is strolling along the beach, disappointed about how horribly the divorce settlement turned out for her. As she’s walking, she spots an old…
After She Was 8 Months Pregnant
After she was 8 months pregnant and almost time for the husband to go on a tour of duty in which he could not be there at…
The secret to a happy marriage
Husband: “I learned the secret to a happy marriage!” Friend: “Oh, what is it?” Husband: “It’s simple. Two words: ‘Yes, dear!’” Friend: “How’s it working out?” Husband:…
A glass of 21-year-old whiskey
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of 21-year-old whiskey. He takes a sip, then immediately spits it out. “I asked for a 21-year-old…
Hard drinkers
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of…