The Honeymoon Phase Misunderstanding
Wife: “Isn’t this just like our honeymoon? Remember the resort, the view, the fancy dinners?” Husband: “Of course! … I just can’t seem to remember why the…
Young lady, you’re pregnant!
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant!” “But that can’t be. The only…
An elderly couple
An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn‘t any in the house.“ He…
A personal question
A guy wandered over to a beautiful woman in a bar and started chatting her up. Not too far into the conversation he said: “Do you mind…
She opens it to a guy
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?” The wife replies, “No, he…
My wife asked me
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie… Then…
A poor man
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
Old Cinderella
Cinderella was now old, and was granted 3 wishes by the Fairy mother Cinderella happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her…
A Horse and a Chicken
A Horse And a chicken are playing together in a meadow, when suddenly the ground gives way, and the horse falls into a deep pit. The horse…
My 7 year old son
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t know”…