A teacher asks her class
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls…
An Irishman
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as…
The Depressed Mosquito
Once, a mosquito walked into a clinic. The doctor saw him and asked him what the matter was. The mosquito said that he had a lot of…
A couple is trying to have a baby
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, “Honey, I have great news! We’re pregnant, and we’re having twins!” The husband…
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane…
Perfect Man
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read this, RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO…
A priest took a beautiful woman
A priest took a beautiful woman in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the woman to lie on the bed. When the…
A Man Quickly Regrets The Night He Spent With A Beautiful Girl
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you were dissatisfied with something you purchased? Perhaps you were even looking for a way to get your…
Dating Disaster Turns into a Hilarious Joke
A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who didn’t have a profile picture. Desperate for a change he decided to take…
She Didn’t Expect Her Husband
A family is at the dinner table when the son asks his father, “How many types of boobs are there?” Surprised, the father answers, “Well, son, there…