Fancy dress party
A naked man was walking down the street with a woman on his back. A bloke on the other side of the road asked, “Where are you…
The Man, the Boy and the Donkey
One day a man was going to market with his son and donkey. They met a couple on the way. “Why walk when you have a donkey…
Three Old Men And Their Secrets
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell…
Terrific shape
A 60 year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you…
Be careful
A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. “Be careful! CAREFUL! Put…
A facelift
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at…
A good-looking stranger
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the…
New sportscar
A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200 km/h, will you take all…
A huge bill
A woman called her dentist when she received a huge bill. ” I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,”…
Promise me you won’t get married again
A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….