Run, Sister, Run!
Two nuns are running away from a bear, who is gaining on them. “Do you think we’ll be able to outrun him, Sister?” one of the nuns…
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to…
How To Get Free Drinks At The Bar
A man walks in a bar and the bartender asks, “What’ll you have?” The man answers, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The bartender hands him the…
A Blonde Woman Working In Pharmacy
A blonde woman started work in the Village chemist shop, she was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The Chemist was going on…
A Painful Lesson
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly…
A Man Walks Into His Bedroom
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?”She answers, “I’m moving to London. I heard womens…
A beautiful woman
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of most expensive wine…
Johnny’s wife went to doctor
Little Johnny’s wife went to their doctor & when he asked what was the problem was she told him Little Johnny’s no good in bed, well. The…
A blonde is pregnant
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, “What…
The bedroom closet
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in…