Something big just came up!

A man calls home from the office and excitedly tells his wife,

“Something big just came up! I have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go on a week-long fishing trip. We leave immediately!

Pack my clothes, my fishing gear, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I’ll be home in an hour to grab everything.”

He rushes home, grabs his bags, and heads out.

A week later, he returns, looking happy and relaxed. His wife greets him with a smile.

“Did you have a great trip, dear?” she asks.

“Absolutely!” he says. “But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.”

His wife grins and replies, “Oh, I packed them alright… check your tackle box!”

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