A man walks into a bakery and asks, “Do you have any fresh bread?”
The baker replies, “Of course! We bake fresh bread every morning.”
The man nods and says, “Great! I’ll take two loaves.”
As the baker wraps them up, the man sniffs the air and says, “Wow, it smells amazing in here! What else do you have?”
The baker grins. “We’ve got warm croissants, soft muffins, and the best chocolate chip cookies in town!”
The man’s mouth waters. “Alright, I’ll take a dozen cookies too.”
The baker packs them up, and just as the man is about to pay, he pauses and asks, “Wait… do you have any gluten-free options?”
The baker sighs. “Sir, this is a bakery. If we go gluten-free, we might as well be called a ‘mistake.’”
