THE MOTHER HAD WASHED HER HAIR

The mother had washed her hair and just put rollers in – but she didn’t have a hair net for them, so instead she used a pair of panties to keep them in place.

Her 4 year old son had watched the process and was fascinated. His mother told him:

“Good thing there’s only us here so that nobody sees me like this…” Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

The little boy ran to open it and outside stood a salesman who wanted to speak with the woman of the house.

The son yelled: “Mom, mom! Take off your panties! There’s a man here who wants to talk to you!”

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