The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speakerphone on and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops talking:

MAN: “Hello?”

WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me

Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat

It’s only $2,000

Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models

I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$50,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh and one more thing

I was just talking to Kate and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market

They’re asking $980,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000

They’ll probably take it

If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”

WOMAN: “OK

I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks.

“Anyone knows whose phone this is?”

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